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ladorabile intelligentissima espressione di jason

l'adorabile intelligentissima espressione di jason

JASON: I don’t know who Lazarus was, but he sure as hell was not the first vampire. Everybody knows it was Dracula.

LUKE: It’s in the Bible, moron. Jesus brought Lazarus back from the dead.

JASON: So Jesus made the first vampire? Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. Man, he rose from the dead too, and he told people, “Hey y’all, drink my blood it’ll give you special powers.”

LUKE: Jesus never said that –

THIRD GUY: The first vampire was Cain. Being a vampire is the mark of Cain. It’s God’s punishment for bringing the first evil into the world by killing his brother.

LUKE: No, the first evil was Eve, for eating the apple. That’s why they call it Eve-il.

JASON: That wasn’t even… That was just skirtin’ the rules. Evil is making the premedicated choice to be a dick.

LUKE: One thing you can count on – God will make sure evil gets punished.

JASON: Yeah? Then explain Europe to me.

True Blood, Season 2, Episode 4, “Shake and fingerpop”

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